Illegal Activities at Barnone
Monday Sessions intelligence has reason to believe that ILLEGAL activities will transpire on the 27th of November at Barnone. As yet, no other information on the said occurrence has been confirmed but word on the streets hint of the very real threat of aural assault and questionable dance moves.
Barnone personnel has dispatched specialists to deal with the impending issue.
“The perpetrators who go by the collective moniker of “Super Illegals” have yet to state their demands, but they have informed us that they will be taking the stage at some point at 8pm, though the almost incoherent slurring over the phone has given away their weakness. In view of this, we have prepared an adequate supply of beer (5 bottles at S$30) which also serves to fog the memory should there be any incident. “...a Barnone representative divulged over Sunday brunch yesterday.
So what indeed will take place on that foreboding date? Who are the Super Illegals?? Who cares? There’s beer!
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